Hilarious memoirs of a madam!!

Does size REALLY matter?. Continue reading

From time to time, I receive unusual requests from clients; some are specific role play fantasies, others can be of the more strange. One late afternoon in mid November, a cheeky sounding guy called my number and asked for an appointment for some ‘light domination’. There was something playful about his voice; a bit like… Continue reading

The mystery of the disappeared stockings !!. Continue reading

When advertising for a domestic slave , one must always be discerning in their selection of the desired individual if not somewhat pernicious in every sense of the word. Having being trained at an early age by my mother in the do’s and don’ts of domestic servitude , it is only natural to think that… Continue reading

Its always repulsive to think of a dirty public toilet that stinks of piss and whatever else has managed to attach itself to the walls of a very public cubicle, but when someone actually comes into the privacy of your own home and treats your own private toilet with similar disrespect, it really is cause… Continue reading

There are some people who assume that this type of job is actually very easy and then there are some who assume its actually quite difficult. I say its neither. What I do say is that it is often quite tedious; having to deal with absolute IDIOTS!!! and I say that with a capital I!!!!… Continue reading

As much as it may surprise everyone out there, as a working lady providing sexual and non sexual services to the pleasure seeking male, I don’t actually stand to ceremony when it comes to providing clients with an appointment. First thing in the morning, whilst still under the duvet, dozing in my warm Egyptian cotton… Continue reading